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Porn stars without makeup will force you to realize you’re masturbating to normal people.
Hello, cute lady! Oh, hello aggressive sorority girl. Uh… gulp… hiya, Ash Hollywood. Feeling dirty about your porn addiction? Maybe it will make you feel better to know that you’re pleasuring yourself to shockingly normal human people. The Supreme Court once said that you know pornography when you see it, but the same is not true of its stars. Someone who hasn’t thought very deeply about porn, and sadly there are a few, might mistakenly think that some people are just born looking really horny. It turns out, however, that when you put the right kind of makeup on ordinary people who are willing to do stuff on camera, they suddenly look like people who need to have sex in the next five minutes or they’ll die. Here are just a few of the refreshingly real-looking people we watch having sex all the time, courtesy of Mellissa Makeup. Dana DeArmond is also funny on Twitter if you are into your porn stars being real humans. Penny Pax putting on what is referred to in the biz as “Fox News Makeup.” Veruca James looks like someone who might actually like Black Flag pre-makeup. Misty Stone may have shown up amateur, but her hair showed up pro. Melissa Hill before looks like she’s laughing with you. After, she’s laughing at you. Akira Raine looks like the girl-next-door’s underrated friend. Hey, that’s a good plot idea. Stormy Daniels seems a lot breezier off-set. Charmane Star. After one more layer of makeup, she evolves into Charizard Star. Mariah Mars. We prefer her down to earth, thanks. (zing!)
Via Happy Place